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Saturday, May 22, 2010
How fitting, my 100th post will be about level camp.
If this was an essay, I would intro it by saying level camp rocks.and then give examples of why in PEE format. and then examples of why NOT in PEE format. and then ill conclude it by saying level camp rocks. again.\
but its not an essay right? so i cant explain this in words.
basically it rocks. okay?
lets summarise everything yay!
Day 1
left dhs at 8.15am to sunlove@chai chee
darn i 4got to buy drinks hide in my bag. i knew i shld have, regretted it ltr ecps when valen drank his coke happily in front of me :@
I still remember the old woman's name! Mdm Hong.
her house was much cleaner than i thought. she said she ceaned it liao, she juz need us clean windows cos she scared to go near dem. so we were done in 10mins???
tong lin and pamela and krystal are shortshortshort. me and jh were like =.=" when they tried to clean the top part of the windows. TRIED
we offered our height as help xD
then we looked at her photo albums, and she talked about her family.
we played abit of cards and suddenly our facil tried to come in. we were like:"KEEP THE CARDS QUICK QUICK!!!!"
the old woman was watching us play, and she purposely nvr open the door properly. keep fiddling with the keys so we got time keep the cards LOL
:D nice one!
the facil ask why we not cleaning. we say done. mdm hong say we done. facil ask why we slacking, nvr pei her. we say got, listen to her abt family stuff.
then the facil test us, and we got all correct! she was like: how many sons does she have! *point at a pic* who is this! how about this one!
yay then the facil left and we started singing songs.
we dunno much chi songs but we tried our best. tong hua etcetc
ltr rehearsed lemon tree for like 10+ times??
damn sian of it liao becos of that.
lunch-bento box made us excited until we found the crappy food inside.
okay not that crappy but we are pampered spoilt brats :D
and not veri hungry also
PERFORMANCE TIME WHEEEEEE~
all the classes very pro. ecps ours yay!!!!
i wonder how, i wonder why, yesterday u told me bout the blue blue sky ~~~
then to pulau ubin! felt damn sian. gonna leave singapore, leave our classes ):
bumboat was fuuun. reminds me of vietnam. me bo ning jh dancing and singing and acting HAHAHA. the other 7 girls so poor thing squeeze inside next compartment. well not our prob they dun wan come over we got damn much space okay.
tent pitching, me nic w grace and someone else HAIZ I 4GOT! lolz
soooo we were arranged in our groups and ate dinner. most bento box food. -.-
i dunwan like my group at first. but johan pamela and chinyee are easy to talk to yay! shunzhi sean and jingheng just listen to them talking dirty stuff can laugh liao. thats 6 people down! :D
bath time was funny. the girls queue sibei long, ours bo queue de. prob is, all the boys sickos lai de. i walk in toilet, first thing i hear is sean lew shouting "LANJIAO OI!" all reply "OI!" (including me heheh) "LANJIAO OI!" "OI!" "LANJIAO LANJIAO!" U get the picture. :D
got ppl commenting on "wah yours very small" "so hairy!"
and wolf whistles. -.-
OH YES "HAHAHA THERES SOAP DRIPPING ON MY SCROTUM"
somemore got gays bathe tgt de.
bo ning CHEAT US. HE NO HAVE 6 PAC. I THIS TIME SAW CLEARLY!!! 4 PAC NIA >(
tent time. me and johan dunno how to go to sleep. 4 other ppl in our group all from beta batch, got nightwalk. we dun dare arrange our sleeping bags first. so we 2 sit there in the dark tent sian-ing being bitten by mosquitoes.
finally the 4 came back. i tot i would hate them, ecps cos alvin told me how bad hin wing was. well we anyhow arrange our sleeping bags (actually abit coordinated leh not bad) and tried to sleep. hin wing ryan epic can? so flexible they curl up and sleep so fast. i cant stretch my legs very pain.
in the end, slept only 1hr around there. broken in 3 parts somemore. spent most of the time looking at people run by and listening to shouts. HAHHA Valen Tan Tao Kuan is a epic person.
listen to him in next text like listening to radio.
got this part a instuctor right outside their tent, ask valen where he going. he say toilet. his group members ask him why he go toilet. he shout PEE LAH! U TINK SEX ISIT? the instructor *silence* and then left. LOL
can listen to him complaining mosquitoes and stuffy. and that junwei fat take alot of space. AHAHA
Day 2
me and johan went to bathe at 5am. btw saw yohanes at 2.45am he going bathe. i didnt want to tho.
guess what i epicly 4got my towel. so i cleaned myself with my class tee ): :'( WAHHHHHH goddammit.
finally breakfast time. ltr got expedition yayayay!
conference hall for breakfast. air con <3
then briefing. omg instructors daniel and pin wen are damn funny can?
hahha these are some of the funny things i learnt from them:
1)WORLD PEACE.
2)tickle ur tummy if the guy speaking make a lame joke that aint funny. cos u need respect him. if really cannot ask ur fren tickle for u
3)lines to woo girls:
UR FATHER IS A TERRORIST! cos u are a bomb.
4)lame lame jokes. dunnid elaborate.
expedition was abit sian can? walk so long aimlessly. instructor shafiq gave up on us and actually SHOWED us whr to go. tho i think he got lost. >(
instructor samantha was lame lar so many jokes. and she starts singing for no apparant reason. she even went: eheh give me a word. any word. chinese also can. i sing a song for u. we went "idiot" she couldnt think of anything.
sean kept rehearsing his jibai knight performance (jedi knight) swinging his light saber (umbrella) and "penetrating".
me chinyee and johan teamed to cook lunch. tasty! and that samantha came over drink OUR soup. she say ours very steady, shiok like hell. .___.
i carried the 20kg backpack for most the journey. ouch.
finally go back i damn tired want collapse liao. stil must go to the (okay i dunno hwo to spell this, i shall say eating) eating area. haiz. i cant really remember much of the rest of day 2.
OH YES NIGHTWALK. lol.
camp prep b4 that,
we duno what to do. our best idea was this. bballers:"CYRUS SOLO SING CHORUS"
then we havent even decided on a song. -.- nice man.
shunzhi got this REALLY awesome idea about having 10 diff stars, we act as them.
so we broke into 10 groups and 2 emcees. me and jh emcees. he got really touchy for awhile cos ppl calling him gay and we say we shld act as jin heok also for one of the stars. pretend to be gay and ask: is my hair okay? is the pimple big? is it obvious?
and stopped talking to me ): chill man.
so we had many diff de, i elaborate on this ltr can? :D:D
during campfire that part.
okay next, nightwalk.
i soloed.
damn boring sia. they cut it short somemore. pin wen ask me my number i say 37 he ask whether i sure. i tell him 35+2 i very sure correct. then he gl me make me wait 20sec b4 i can continue. omg sia ppl walk damn slow, i keept catching up with them unintentionally. haiz?
boring nightwalk. short and unscary.
at night, slept abit better. total of 3hours. including one huge chunk from 3.30 to 6am. then bathed.
Day 3
carried breakfast to the eating area. HEY ALL YOUR NASI LEMAK WAS CARRIED BY HARDWORKING GROUP 7 and 8 UNDERSTAND?!?!?
ITS DAMN HEAVY HOR. when you're carrying like 30 at one go.
by now i know and am friends with many other ppl in my group. lets see...
Johan
Chin Yee
Shunzhi
Sean
Jing Heng
Hong Mun
Stella
Cyrus
Nikki
Yin Hang
Mindy
omg i 4got pamela. LOL
joelle (loy not ngeow)
xin yi
jun yi
including me, thats 16/19. AHA!
high elements,i dint go up
u know right, when boys wear tehir harness can see the shape of that ahem part.
haha when eugene being lowered down, guess what he said. "Ouch." infer why.
and me and bo ning were like joking abt how genevieve could jerk the rope shes holding when the boys being lowered and they would be fatherless. ahahaha
spent time chatting with mrs koh and others. strangely the topic diverted to marriage.
ltr team dynamics. so fun!
im telling u i rock at double whacko.
Ouch is a epic game to play. our instructor's thighs look like they are 2nd dergree burned from all the slaps. Sean Lew is a sadistic girl slapper.
Low elements. zipzag rope first, shunzhi being sick again. he say he wanna be the supporter not the guy running on the rope. cos he could support the girls. and he stuck both his hands up, imitating the instructor, except his were opening and closing. infer why. -___-
whale watch damn fun. all the boys at left side, we purposely kept saboing. just take 1 step the thing will move woots.
PROJECT TEAMTANIC WOOTS!
instructor meng sheng told us "I am not telling u that..."
and he told us exactly what we had to do. LOL
I am not telling u that teh rope goes here.
I am not telling u that the pipes go here here and here
I am not telling you that the ropes are supposed to tie around the barrels.
got it? i did not tell u guys anything.
so our raft was perfect. shafiq and meng sheng went into water to splash water at shunzhi and jing heng who were rafting it. knowing these 2 gl ppl. u know wat they do? use the oar to splash back at them. right at the end, they both tio meng sheng at same time. he fell in the water LOL. guess what he gl them back.
"Today, we learn 2 lessons."
1)building the raft.
the 2nd...do not annoy me.
he overturned the raft LAWL!!!!!! they both come up spluttering and dripping.
then a relaxing but boring water confidence. my shoes now damn sandy and wet.
still have to debrief ****
CHALET TIME! me and jh zao immediately.
and i fking couldnt bathe, cos benny and jh occupy both toilets.
BENEDICT YEO JIAN WEI MUST HAVE BATHES FOR 20MINS OR SOMETHING. ****
i went in for 5 mins, spent 4min 30sec washing my shoe and socks of sand. knn.
dinner, camp prep, then campfire. LALALA!!!
okay i being the hardworking emcee made the script and joined every together, made a storyline. jh talked dirty stuff with his frens.
oh yes did i mention the goodjob cheer?
shunzhi turned it into gooddog cheer.
and the instructor epicly accidentally made it into blowjob cheer.
everyone in our group kept cheering that HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
heres the "10 lessons" in our skit. (in order)
1)Lady Gaga
2)Super Junior
3)Ris Low
4)Wondergirls
-commercial break- campfire burning down thing.
5)Justin Bieber
6)Aunty Lucy
7)"pang pang tang" fat lollipop haha
8)Michael Jackson
9)Tiger Woods
10)World Peace
aunty lucy was obviously the best can? then michael jackson. shld have been tiger woods.... but tchrs dun allow shunzhi and sean to do their thing.
their thing: humping all the girl volunteers. or boy volunteers. -.- no volunteers lol
campfire was sian towards the end. but damn fun.
my feet were disgusting, the skin all crumpled, white and it hurts damn much.
thankfully by singapore it healed. phew.
waterlogged feet thats why.
oh ya i saw sq standing at the back, and asked zy whether it was her. gerald said it is. and told me nicole was there too. i was like:"REALLY? isit the short one?" i think she heard me =) (meant for it actl, i practically shouted that haha)
oh when u read this, dont kill me. world peace? :D
my group was epicly bombing otehr groups, and when they didnt reply quick or properly enough, we would say BOOM! WORLD PEACE!
or we would throw the bomb away.
78bomb
78bomb
78throw the bomb away!
WORLD PEACE!!!
hahah we so enthu during campfire. other time aisi aisi.
CHALET TIME!
we all damn hyper and high. racist content, sick content, all flying around. i shout 2K OI that time, expecting 3 replies at most. guess what all 13 replied. shiok okay.
played cards, hypered ms kheng and the instructors, and slept. with aircon woots.
best sleep ever. i dint wanna wake up, but had to for the sake of the class. =( woke them at 7am.
bo ning smartly locked a toilet door so we left 1 toilet for FOURTEEN people to share. so.... no one bathed. hehe.
Day 4
breakfast, I CARRIED AGAIN! :D
lol.
so sad we cannot go into classes yet. must stay as group.
after breakfast got somemore bonding games.
played more ouch, and blow wind blow and whacko
whacko was funny, cos
1)got 2 stellas. so 1 became bombella hahaha
2)randall wanted his name to be tiger woods. so we had to shout tiger not randall
3)sean lew wanted his name to be sean kingston. -.- nice one.
blow wind blow was epic. randall (group 7) went "blow wind blow"
"blow what?"
"blowjob"
then all the bball ppl high 5 each other. -.-
skipskipskip i wanna get to class part again!
oh ya group 5/6 won the best group award.
we got on the bumboat yay!!! OFF TO SINGAPORE!!!!!
reach singapore, decided go macs for lunch. on the bus that time we all sibei hyper.
i lost my voice from too much cheering goddammit.
we instant zao macs. almost everyone ate mcspicy. ^^
bryan no money, so borrowed money from me and got a double cheeseburger.
circle lined with sq bryan grace
bryan got off at paya lebar.
grace sq at serangoon
poor me all the way to lorong chuan, whr i went HOME!
this is home, truly, where i know i must be....... blahblahblah
took at 13min long bath, drank 2 cans of drinks, watched TV for 10min (my first time in a very very logn time) went on9, went swimming, went on9, ate macs for dinner.... =.="
and slept at 10.
yay!
2K rocks!!
lets have a chalet class outing can? :D
next time. maybe JUNE!!!!
the end.
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oh wait,
WORLD PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (L)
~posted by felix at 5/22/2010 01:25:00 PM
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